So You’re Graduating from College…

It’s that time of the year again, the trees are bursting with polleny goodness, eyes are itchy with the anticipation of new spring time love, and the 22-24 year olds freak the fuck out with “what am I going to do now?” syndrome. Assuming you are like me this will be the first time since you were six years old you won’t really have a summer vacation ever again (unless you went to be a teacher, but you didn’t, oh no, because you thought you could make some real money majoring in business, yay profits!) Days will now blend into weeks, weeks blend into months, months blend into years. Well let me be the first to congratulate you on your way to a wonderful career, or changing careers several times, anyway just think only 65 years until retirement…. then again there is always grad school.
Here’s a list of some of my favorite (anti)work songs, love them, for they will become the anthem of your days.
Elvis Costello - Welcome to the Working Week
Ramones - It’s Not My Place (In The 9 to 5 World)
George Thorogood - Get a Haircut and Get a Real Job
Dismemberment Plan - Spider in the Snow