Canada, Slowly Taking Over the World
Begin internal monologue reassuring you that America is better than Canada:
Okay, everyone can stop with this Canada stuff now, we apologize for the whole “Blame Canada” thing if you would please stop reminding us how much “better” you are than us. I know you have the Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Metric, Neil Young, Broken Social Scene, The New Pornographers, Alanis Morri….. haha almost got me to say that one there didn’t you! If we could only stop all these New York fad bands from hogging all our music press we just might have some good music to speak of too. I mean we have My Morning Jacket, right? I like those guys. And hey let’s take foriegn policy, sure your country spends less than a third on defense than we do but we got bombs! big ones! All because the average american voter hates any sign of weakness and what is weaker than someone saying we don’t need 800 $1 billion tanks? Wait! I’m supposed to be thinking of good things, let’s see here, we have cheesesteaks, and Freedom! God Bless Freedom!
End unconvincing internal monologue.
Broken Social Scene - Canada Vs. America